SAFETY
It’s not a safe Airline!!!
Ask anybody working for Etihad, they’ll tell you the priority is certainly not safety despite what they advertise to put everyone at ease.
SERVICE IS THE PRIORITY NOT SAFETY
Inflight Services grab most of the budget and safety department is constantly fighting to include legal basic safety requirement among the incredible amount of stupid service processes!
When even the crew does not feel safe to fly their own company, you as a passenger can start to worry…
Their crew are undertrained and majority of them do not have the necessary skills to perform a proper evacuation!!
Pilots are arrogant and over confident for the ones that are qualified, the rest is made of dumb Arabs who got their pilot license right from the hand of government officials who don’t know what to do with their unemployed and unqualified people...
HYGIENE
The food is disgusting! A simple visit of Abu Dhabi catering will help you to give up on those fat and unhygienic onboard meals!
WELLBEING
Fly in Economy on certain route and you will enjoy the greatest field of germ you could ever experience, including at the realm of the most advanced virus laboratory, not to mention the smell of people too poor (thanks to their local employer) to use soap…
DELAY
If you get lucky you’ll have the privilege to wait for some wealthy sheikh’s family… Those guys have no problem to delay 250 passengers for hours just because their royal jet fleet couldn’t get off the ground. Two hours of delay is routine when you fly Etihad Airways, enjoy it, it’s free of charge!
INSPIRED SERVICE
If you have no intention to sleep on a 7 hours flight that departs at 3 am, then Etihad is for you! If you’re the kind that enjoy being waken up by a lousy flight attendant at 4 am for a disgusting, tasteless and overheated breakfast, you’ll appreciate the experience of Coral Zone Inspired Service!